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ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

28 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 6,483 notes
Tagged as: #how about no 
34 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,134 notes
kevin-has-heart:

This is the most inspirational quote I’ve ever read.

kevin-has-heart:

This is the most inspirational quote I’ve ever read.

34 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 341,028 notes
36 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 42,247 notes

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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37 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 99,431 notes
38 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 19,866 notes
johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

39 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 176,500 notes

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

42 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 39,051 notes

deathtiel:

starkky:

are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange

Fun fact about the word orange! English didn’t always have a name for the color that occurs when red and yellow mix. For quite some time, that color was…

43 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 173,928 notes

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

44 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 412,183 notes

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

45 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 155,959 notes

smallcitysecrets:

pizza-party-in-the-tardis:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

smallcitysecrets:

I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.

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I can’t believe this happened to me.

45 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 83,623 notes
3 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 88,238 notes

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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3 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 297,465 notes

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

3 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 218,512 notes