Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.
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This is the most inspirational quote I’ve ever read.
when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way
science side of tumblr? explain?
levitate egg sackiatoo
yeah okay thanks hp fandom
the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.
Thank you science side
if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.
I can’t believe this happened to me.
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
who would name their kid zoey 101